Monday, February 11, 2008

Obama-ma-ma-mia! Obama takes the Hil, plants the flag, and rakes in all the money! Somebody please stop the madness! or, How The Left Was Won.

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Since the GOPers have pretty much decided that McCain is their guy ... Fred Thompson and our friends at the RSC endorsed him over the weekend, and the POTUS all but endorsed him on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace ... we thought that it might be some fun to flog the democrat lefties (in a weak moment, with nothing else to do, we thought it might be fun to see how the other side lives).

You think the right wing GOPers have problems with Big John and the Paulster ... check out what we found on the Howard Dean/DFA site Blog for America ... Here's just a couple of examples we found that really just made us crack up. We can't wait to see what the Code Pinkies are ranting about ... Enjoy!

(This first guy, while choosing some potentially offensive language, is pretty da-gon' funny.)

FIRST: Hey, let's flog Pelosi, Reid, and "other Congressional heavyweights" ...

Elected to end the war, Democrats have surrendered to Bush on Iraq and betrayed the peace movement for their own political ends

Quietly, while Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have been inspiring Democrats everywhere with their rolling bitchfest, congressional superduo Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have completed one of the most awesome political collapses since Neville Chamberlain. At long last, the Democratic leaders of Congress have publicly surrendered on the Iraq War, just one year after being swept into power with a firm mandate to end it.

Solidifying his reputation as one of the biggest pussies in U.S. political history, Reid explained his decision to refocus his party's energies on topics other than ending the war by saying he just couldn't fit Iraq into his busy schedule. "We have the presidential election," Reid said recently. "Our time is really squeezed."

There was much public shedding of tears among the Democratic leadership, as Reid, Pelosi and other congressional heavyweights expressed deep sadness that their valiant charge up the hill of change had been thwarted by circumstances beyond their control — that, as much as they would love to continue trying to end the catastrophic Iraq deal, they would now have to wait until, oh, 2009 to try again. "We'll have a new president," said Pelosi. "And I do think at that time we'll take a fresh look at it."

Pelosi seemed especially broken up about having to surrender on Iraq, sounding like an NFL coach in a postgame presser, trying with a straight face to explain why he punted on first-and-goal. "We just didn't have any plays we liked down there," said the coach of the 0-15 Dems. "Sometimes you just have to play the field-position game...."

SECOND: (This one is classic. Like the Bard said, "Brevity is the soul of wit!" ... The Deaniacs just can't let it go ... don't you like the touch of academia, "amongst progressives".)

* rdorganSat, 02/09/08Reply to this

Howard is first amongst progressives.

THIRD: (Classic leftie whine-rant on evil "corporate amerika" from an article by our pal, Dennis Kucinich ... Abbe Hoffman would'a loved this one! And all this while we were sitting around here wondering what Kucinich was up to ...)

Huron John Sat, 02/09/08Reply to this

(see the whole artice here - WPBC)

"... I am no longer a candidate for president. When I was continually locked out of presidential debates, it became apparent that there was no chance. At the same time, labor in Cleveland asked me to come back and defend the 10th District congressional seat.

The FEC [Federal Election Commission] reports released last week show that in the Democratic primary, I am currently being outspent by a margin of 5-1. Corporate Cleveland has organized its considerable resources behind a candidate who has had a three-week television campaign of a “Swift-boat"-type distortion of my record. I have always felt that the seat never belonged to me, but belongs to working men and women and their families, who are entitled to representation in the Congress, especially given the corporate domination of both political parties.

It is particularly ironic to see the same Cleveland corporate development interests at work trying to take a congressional seat for their own profit, when 30 years ago they used their power to send the city of Cleveland into default over $15 million and then used the default to defeat my reelection bid as mayor! This $15-million default is now dwarfed by the handouts given to each of the same interests by the current city government. Back to the future! What happens in Cleveland is, of course, relevant to the entire nation. Somewhere, somehow people have to win a victory over corporate control and corporate greed. Cleveland is a great place to begin. And this election is a perfect time to start. "

The last two Democrats standing in the presidential race are poster children for corporate control and greed.

The Democratic Wing has been disenfranchised. (Emphasis added - WPBC)

Well, we just can't help but think about how much fun it must be to be a leftie these days! No wonder they all have to get stoned after a long day in the pickett line trying to save the gay whales or impeach the Veep or whatever it is they do ... these are some really angry folkies, man. We mean nobody we know can suck the fun out of life better, faster, and more thoroughly than these lemmings.

We can remember a Democratic party that was a whole bunch more fun than these nozzleheads. What the heck happened to the good old days when being a leftie meant all the pretty (and loose) girls and free beer you could ever want, along with the whole end the war, question authority, and free-love-power-to-the-people-and-peace, man-mantra ... get the "Man" of our backs ... oh, we know, they grew up and got elected to Congress and promptly forgot all about that stuff until the Iraq war gave them an opportunity to relive their youth.

It must have been the only time, them good old days, that these leftovers really had any kind of healthy self esteem. Think about it, the left hasn't had an original thought since Kennedy, and the way that Ronnie fundamentally changed the parameters of the debate in the 80's must have drove them into a deep and heavily medicated depression. Then along comes Clinton (Bill, that is) and the first GOP Congress in what, 40 years, and Billy spends most of his time fending off a very public escapade with an overweight twenty-something intern ... who actually saved the stained blue dress (as one of our then-tweener daughters said, "ewuuuuuuuwwwwwww". Rough translation here, Tweener-speak does not translate well into English, but we think it's means something between really gross and exceptionally yuckie.)

Then, after the GOPers sorta forgot how to actually be GOPers, they win back control of the Congress only to elect the second angriest woman on the planet as Speaker of the House. And now they're trying to elect the angriest woman on the planet as POTUS ... who they gonna put in the clean-up spot? Rosie O'Donnell? (Now there's the Trifecta, friends.) Surely they can find just one reasonablly happy person to run in the number 2 spot ... maybe, dunno, Jerry Seinfeld? We always kinda liked him. Kramer's definitely out after the racist, or was it anti-semitic, thing that got caught on the whole cell-phone/you tube, seen around the world a million times drill ... but Jerry, we think he may still be viable. Hey, we report - you decide.

Fellow citizens, and legal resident aliens, we have a responsibility to help these poor, drug-ravaged, and unhappy lefties come to grips with reality and understand that you can have some fun and be a reasonablly responsible person (are you listening Gonzo?) without all the angst and gnashing of teeth. Lighten up! Smile! And for gosh sakes, take the stick out of your a$$.

Richard, "The Contrarian", and Christopher contributed to this blogpost. We wanted to get Kerry, Our Blogette, to contribute, but she wasn't having any of it. She's already posted on Republican Women today and was in no mood to relive the shameless decades of the 60's and 7's and all that free love. She, at least, wanted jewelry or some other significant token of apprecaition for the effort. We're tellin' ya ... this is one bad stilleto wearin' chica, bro.

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