OK Fellow Flacks and Dumpster Divers,
Here's your chance to be a real insider and vote early in the CD 07 Special Election. Cast your vote on the the outside possibility that it will really matter.
Ballot position was determined by blindfolding Gonzo and making him do a shot and identify the contents. Each shot had a particular candidates name randomly attached and the first one Gonzo got right was the first ballot position, second the second, and so on ... (we won't tell you how many shots it took to get the ballot, but we will tell you that Gonzo didn't make it to work this morning.) We realize this is more complicated than just pulling a name out of a hat, but that's not nearly as much fun as watching Gonzo do shots.
So Vote Early, Vote Often ... NOT! This ain't Chicago, baby. You get locked out after casting your vote (unless you have like 10 different logins or computers with like, multiple IP addresses).
Spread the word! this is your chance to do some virtual grassroots stuff from the comfort of your neighborhood Starbucks. Email the URL to all your friends. C'mon, you know you want to.