Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The Dead Shall Rise

No word as to whether Andre "The Juggernaut" Carson is putting in a call to John Edwards. No, not the former ambulance chaser, the one-term Senator of "Two America's" theme. I'm talking about the weird guy who is on t.v. these days channeling the spirit of dead folks.

Why would "The Juggernaut" try to contact a medium? That's because, in past cycles The Carson Machine has relied heavily on what I always referred to as The Crown Hill constituency. For John McCain voters, I'm hinting at how many dead folks (not too mention illegal immigrants, felons and residents of Wheeler Mission) they've always relied upon to feed their awesome GOTV campaign.

John Edwards might be the only guy who could save him against Elrod.

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