Yes, we sold out to the cresting wave of Web 2.0.
It must have been that alcohol-induced haze that spread across the office last week. But we digress ...
ANNOUNCING A NEW FEATURE (Like using all CAPS really makes for any fanfare.)
Fellow Pols and Wannabe Crime-fighters, you can be added to the list of Hacks, Flacks, and Dumpster Divers who get email notification every time we post something. We're even starting to consistently alert all our social network accounts - Twitter, FB, LinkedIn, FriendFeed, Plurk, Plaxo and Live - when we post so you can stay up-to-date with all the news that's weird to print. And trust us, there's enough out there we can post at least once a week.
We'll also be blatantly re-Posting and re-Tweeting some of our co-conspirators stuff with shameless disregard for the copyright and intellectual property laws of the good ol' USA. (Got a problem with that? Call 1-555-883-7448)
DISCLAIMER: In our typical elitist manner, we will reserve the right to not add you to the list if we think you're a crank, or we just don't like you.
So give us a call at the HQ, or shoot us a tweet and we'll get your subscription started. You're already a few drinks behind.
Yours for a weirder world,
Gonz O. Defenestrater