When the Martinis get low, the Weird switch to Bourbon ...

OK. We ran out of Vodka, and they still have no returns from Maryland and DC. Honestly, we thought this would be over by now.

But we are here for the duration and we've made the switch to Bookers.

As we indicated earlier, the MSM couldn't wait to call it for the Big "O" ... that was a given.

However, we're having a ball debating whether or not the Huckster can pull something off here ... after all, he barely lost VA (which was arguablly his best shot tonight) so there is still hope that the guy can stay in there until the the big party confab this summer...

Besides, we just love watching the Fox All-stars pontificate ... Cheers!

No, it's not the Hunter S. Thompson quote.

Live from the bar at an undisclosed location... Your humble
correspondent explains the whole argument so we only have to do it
once.

Yes, the blog title looks like the HST quote but we changed a word so
that we would not be shamelessly ripping off the Father of Gonzo
Journalism. (And, we were not sure about the whole fair use doctrine
thing and we don't have enough money to hire a lawyer.)

Yes, I did rip off my screenname. But, that was in college before I
got a job and actually had to pay taxes. Ask rudgeinindy about the
dumb stuff we did in college (back before you actually got in trouble
with law enforcement). I am not alone.

So, the crux of the biskit is: (a) get over it, (b) shut up, and (c)
drink your beer.

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Hey, even us flacks gotta eat!

After a long morning of working our little fingers into nubs blogging live from the Sterrett Center, our intrepid band of cyber-sleuths are taking some time to take in some nourishment at a local eatery.

Hey, we need to keep our strength up. This is hard work.

Insiders spotted in downtown nightspot

Weird pros has it on good authority that someone spotted YR guru Todd Tolson doing what can only be described as burritos and adult beverages with some "operatives" at the Elbow Room in Indianapolis. Stay tuned for more details as they become available. But this must be good news for the YR convention! Will wallets start opening to support the next generation?